Okay – let’s get this out of the way. Brandon Crawford is pretty hot. My wife, who “can’t stand all that frigging hair”, doesn’t think so. But if they remade Tombstone, one of my favorite movies, he would have to…
Many parents bribe their kids out of diapers. We were no different. We told Logan we’d bring him to Disneyland if he could use big boy underwear. Around this time, his home daycare provider informed us that he had a…
In November of 2009, I briefly lost my mind. Lori was needed at a conference in Honolulu. So we decided to bring the kids along and visit the family. Lori, Logan, and I last visited in April of 2008, when…
For the record, I just read Amy Chua’s Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, and I LOVED it! I know it caused quite a bit of controversy, but it must have been from people who don’t get parody or satire. …
I hatched a plan over thirty years ago. The plan was to learn how to be the best dad ever. My eldest siblings started to have children when I was quite young, so I started changing diapers as a newly…